A concept album I got an idea for after an argument about Jimmy Page stealing music without crediting the original artist. It takes place in deep space where Jimmy Page is more like "THE THING" with a guitar. He travels through space finding planets, space vessels, and life-forms to latch onto and drain them of their energy.

THE THIEF:

1.The Thief: Jimmy Page quietly floats in space till a spaceship arrives in the distance. He begins playing a song he didn't write which pushes him towards the ship approaching. He takes his guitar and uses it to cut into the hull.

2. The Hull Has Been Breached: Attention. The hull has been breached. An unknown life form has entered the ship. Please make your way to decks D-K before airlocks engage. Attention. The hull has been breached. An unknown life form has entered the ship. Please make your way to decks D-K before airlocks engage. Attention. The hull has been breached. An unknown life form has entered the ship. Please make your way to decks D-K before airlocks engage. Attention...."

3.They Watched Him Via The Monitor Absorb The Life Force of Captain Jake Holmes: Huddled together on Deck J they watched The Thief slowly approach captain Jake Holmes. He seemed DAZED AND CONFUSED. The Thief slowly sucked every bit of electricity from his body with a 1/4" cable. They couldn't scream. They could barely breathe. They knew their electrons were next.

4.Waiting In The Dark: They knew there was nothing they could do. The ship grew cold as The Thief drained everything except the secondary back up power. The Ship's mechanic Joan lowered herself into a ventilation shaft and began crawling toward the Engineering Wing on Deck B.

5. John 5 Bonham: Joan Makes her way to the Engineering Wing on Deck B. She begins booting up the JOHN5BONHAM-SECURITY ROBOT. It makes its way towards Deck A where The Thief is surrounded by bodies and laptops.

6. Cutting Through A Three Inch Steel Door: JOHN5BONHAM uses his plasma cutter to cut through the three inch steel door to Deck B.

7.A Dingy Service Tunnel To Deck A: Closely approaching Deck A Joan and JOHN5BONHAM walk carefully in fear.

8. On The Other Side Of This Door Is Something Terrible: The thought replayed itself over and over again in Joan's head.

9.They Never Stood A Chance: As soon as they opened the door their electrons were drawn out and stolen by The Thief.

10.Ending Credits:

Written and Directed by Echo Lightwave Unspeakable

Starring:

Jimmy Page as The Thief
Joan Baez as Joan The Mechanic
Jake Holmes as Captain Jake Holmes
Richard D. James as JOHN5BONHAM

Filmed in PLAGERVISION (Patent Pending)

Inspired by a true story.
Special thanks to Chris Fields